bunny bumper

old man the fuck grls under 3 yr old.

i hope to become a bunny bumper

by Anonymous May 30, 2003

Bumper Cars

A sex position where both the man and women are kneeling with their asses facing eachother.

Yeah man my penis is so flexible, I can pull off bumper cars with my girl

by Hugh Jainis March 8, 2017

Split bumper

Common use for referral to 70-73 Rally Sport camaros with two small bumpers on each side of the grill.

Is that camaro a split bumper? Yes its a RS camaro

by John Copello June 20, 2007

phantom blumper

When you are getting some great head, from some young and dumb. You are about ready to climax, let out a nasty fart right in her face, cum in her mouth. Then you get up and leave, with a smirk on yer face. Call all your buddy's laugh about it over drinks...

Last halloween, Paul gave this dish rag whore a phantom blumper, and she liked it...

by DR. Greenthumb #1 January 16, 2009

gum bumper

sombody that just run they mouth & will neva pop off;someone who has a strong talk game but aint bout dat life

scary talk alot of ish
gurl i will punch u in the face
(not really bout 2 do anything)<gum bumper

by s~gutta April 4, 2009

Muscle Bumper

Two strongmen competitors injecting steroids into each others asses while sticking their dicks in between each others biceps to oil up for a show. This is all done inside of a 1964 Chevelle while Lil' Jon's "Get Low" and Devo's "Whip It" play simultaneously. This usually results in both being filled with a sensation that they are nodding on Oxycontin with Vick's Vapor rub in their noses with half a broom stick shoved in each others ass.

Hey Jerry, our show's tonight, you up for a quick muscle bumper?

That was one hell of a rave last night, I feel like I've just had a muscle bumper!

by cum sticker fanatic December 15, 2010

Bumper Balls

Noun. A term used to describe the act of two men having double penetration sex with a woman, whereas each man has at least a 12 inch penis, and are standing. With each thrust, the men's testicles are repeatedly hitting each other, making a thumping sound. Commonly causes Sticky Bumper Balls.

Guy1: "Your mother likes bumper balls, doesn't she?"
Guy2: "How'd you know?"
Guy1: "Nick and I were not at your house to watch the dog."

by MarkBolo February 7, 2007