Bollocktics

The art of talking bollocks about politics

On the run up to the election, the political candidates are talking their usual bollocktics

by Nefarius May 10, 2019

Bollitch

When men’s Bollocks are itching. I say I have a Bollitch.

I have a Bollitch ,I need to scratch my Bollocks,

by lord potshot June 16, 2019

Bollock fart

Bollock fart

I slapped my bollock and let rip therefore I gave off a bollock fart

by Mr cotton socks May 29, 2020

Bolles

Sanin got the bolles in the kjeller

Sanin eats the ‘Bolles’ when he watches YouTube

by Siggen Piggen August 11, 2020

Bollingbrooks

Testicles. Can be used anywhere you'd use bollocks if you want to sound vaguely Elizabethan.

Will, thou don't half talk a load of old bollingbrooks.

by Muddy Funster December 10, 2020

bollock tongue

To speak untruth, to lie, to spread falsehood, exaggeration or spread misinformation.

John: Gavin, I believe you speak with bollock tongue.

by Lucidentity April 3, 2021

Bollock Peen Lord

Someone who takes bollocks and penis at the same time in their mouth

Man: omg my girl is such a bollock peen lord
Friend: wdym?
Man: bro she swallowed the dick and the balls fam

by LoadBuster98 May 5, 2021