Probably one of the ugliest, little dick, pussy ass bitch, no money ass, no college, dropped out the marines ass to join the navy, and is a failure in life.
Ew, look at how Brandon he is
by iamnotbrandon43 December 1, 2016
Get the Brandonmug. A guy that will always be there for you, even though he likes another girl, You as a human being would never regret meeting him
by Sassychicboo369 December 11, 2016
Get the Brandonmug. Known as a "jodie" in the military. The kind of guy that moves in on a taken girl. Likely to sleep with your wife.
Common causes of Brandon deaths: Toms
Common causes of Brandon deaths: Toms
by chelsea's man December 14, 2010
Get the Brandonmug. a guy that you will fall in love with, then break up with you for another girl. then he will hate YOU for some fucked up reason, but you can't help but think about him all the time and still love him and want him to love you agean but you still tell your friends that you hate his fucking brain cells because he is a dubm bastard, but lie about hating him, because you dont want your friends to get you over him.
by say what i wanna what now!! September 30, 2011
Get the Brandonmug. by mahniggabitch<3 January 17, 2014
Get the Brandonmug. The kindest person you will ever meet. Brandon will be there for you every day every second along the way. The dude with the biggest cock and the magic fingers. The good looking, intelligent, charming one. The one who makes you laugh constantly, the one with the maddest dancing skills on the planet. The one that will piss you off, but you'll love. A ledge.
by zooosha July 1, 2011
Get the Brandonmug. by goony562 March 21, 2009
Get the Brandonmug.