batman reach around

sneak up behind someone and give them a handjob

I was standing in the store and somebody gave me a Batman reach around

by licecomb 5150 March 4, 2017

Battmanballs

When you balls stick to your thighs and make Battmanballs

I forgot to put gold Bond on so now I have Battmanballs

by Bil-E October 30, 2018

Batsman

A batsman is a gay man who likes mincing and taking it up the arse (batty)

That guy over there is mincing like a batsman

by Ballsacks mcgavin August 19, 2019

batman

a term for someone who would use their parents ashes as lube, if given the chance

batman: Robin. Pass me the batcum.
Robin: Th-this is your parent's ashes, batman!
batman: did I stutter?

by aglorifiedpotatowithlegs October 30, 2019

Batman

A charter from a great book on Wattpad where he starts dating Tarare. Together they almost kill each other one too many times. His main use of self defence is spine throating. Where he shoves a mans spine through his own neck. Things we know about Batman are as follows:

Batman doesn’t acc like tartare there’s a hacker that’s falling in love with him through bataman

Batman’s last name is notthesuperhero

Batman’s packing🥵🥵
Batman has a prank YouTube Channel
Batman is scared of walked in closets
Batman’s goes for spines while fighting
Batman has mpd (cannon)
Batman’s favourite movie is kidnapped 5 dog days

Batman is a yandere

Batman instead of cumming overloads
A body snatcher
Can posses people
Has superpowers

“Holy shit dude why is your spine through your throat?”

“I called Tarare gay so Batman spine throated me :(“

by Homob499 January 31, 2022

Batman

A mentally insane orphan, who dresses like a fucking animal and beats up other mentally insane criminals, who are often dressed up like a clown. Also, when he finds out someone is an orphan like him, he instantly adopts them and raises them to beat up other mentally insane criminals that are often dressed up like clowns.

Batman

by Baguetteeeeee February 14, 2022

chicano batman

Groovy four piece american band Eduardo Arenas, Carlos Arévalo, Bardo Martinez and Gabriel Villa based in Los Angeles. Generally play soul,tropical and psychadelic music

Yo dude have you ever heard of chicano batman?

by josie.420 February 20, 2017