Bazoonga

Buttocks, Ass, Butt, rear end

It was raining as she walked to the diner, so she slipped and fell on her bazoonga.

by lamoismynamo April 1, 2011

Bassoon

a medieval device used to torture humans, pinata's and donkeys, causing severe bleeding of the ears.

I went to a Community Band concert the other day, the triangle, slidewhistle, vuvuzela were excellent, but some one broke out the Bassoon and my ears started bleeding.

by MrTrumpetfromupstatenewyor December 27, 2010

peach bassoon

Another name for penis.

That girl is a mighty fine peach bassoon player.

by J April 28, 2003

Shatner's Bassoon

Like a Dutch Rudder, only the recipient auto-felates, whilst the participant manually moves their head up and down.

Wow, last night was wild, I think I made doug give me a Shatner's Bassoon!

by Calibre Hull April 30, 2011

Bafoon

A loser and or a moron.

The old man was acting like a bafoon at the casino last night.

by KevinHeSwimmer July 31, 2019

Bagoon

A bagoon is a gorgeous woman whom which you love very much but is acting like a baby.

Wow, she's such a bagoon!

by IEatMarkers97 April 4, 2020

shatners bassoon

The part of the brain that contains the musical instrument captain kirk of the USS Enterprise owned in 1967 and used to perform to the crew on Friday nights around stardate 16 400 supplimental. Spock,

Bones and Scotty occassionaly made up the woodwind quartet with their own instruments - The saxaphone, picollo and English horn to the delight of the crew.

Bones (To Spock) : Spock you confounded fool the captain has been flying solo since 8pm on his basoon!
Spock (To Bones) : Facinating..
Scotty (To All) : Come on! We've gotta help him, grab your instruments and meet me on the bridge.
All : (Musical Mayhem)

A la : Shatners Bassoon

by Krikkers Maggo March 2, 2007