middle stall bandit 

The person who chooses the middle stall in a totally empty public restroom so you are forced to piss or shit next to them.

I had to shit at work today, but the middle stall bandit was in there blowing it up. That fucker should have used the handicap stall and left space.

middle stall bandit by Pierre Duegles March 5, 2018

marmite bandit

A person who would rather the anus of another man than the furry taco of a woman.

also see back door bandit and hershy highway

"That joe joe sims is a real marmite bandit"

"I bet that marmite bandit likes it in the Hershy highway"

marmite bandit by Samuel Wilson June 16, 2004

Blow-job bandit 

a blow job bandit is someone who goes around giving one time blowjobs and you never see them again

guy 1: hey dude i just got a sick blowjob.
guy 2: from who?
guy 1: that kennedy girl.
guy 2: you know she's a blow-job bandit... you're never gonna see her again.

Blow-job bandit by woahwtfagainbbq May 26, 2010

Ram Bandit

One who wears a mask while ramming one of the same gender from behind.

James:"WOW, that guy is going to jail!?"
Tom:"Yeah,he'll be the victim of a Ram Bandit."

Ram Bandit by James Riley June 11, 2005

Blanket Bandit 

The act of stealing the blankets from your significant other in the middle of the night, leaving them cold and helpless.

"Blanket Bandit!" proceed to pull the covers back to you.

Blanket Bandit by Mat Kelly March 1, 2007

Blow-job bandit 

A catholic girl that blows you on the first date and takes off without ever being seen again.

"The bandit stikes again," Brett said with a smile on his face.

Blow-job bandit by Charlie Park January 18, 2003

Penis Bandit 

A penis bandit is someone who strikes with dicks when no one is around. There is a fine distinction between one who will draw penises for pleasure and one who sets a greater purpose to each shlong he draws. The more crafty and devious penis bandit is a person unbeknownst to the victim. The more mischevious penis bandit will strike psychological fear into the mind of his victim. There is often times a greater purpose to each shlong sent to the victim. The true craft of a penis bandit is unknown until s/he chooses to reveal their intentions.

Ross: Who's drawing all these elaborate penises?
Bundas: It's the penis bandit!! They drew a catfish penis! What the fuck!
Mike: Yo, that's meth!
Tyler: I wonder who it could be guys??
Dave: Bet it's that Trinni I live with!

Penis Bandit by The Penis Bandit (Winters) March 25, 2010