ghetto blaster

An alcoholic drink referenced in Brad Neely's "Professor Brothers" series, presumably composed of whiskey and "LIME" soda, e.g. Sprite.

"It was one of those typical sexy-ass Sunday nights and I was drinking ghetto blasters, alone..."

by Eric Barbaric November 10, 2007

Choco-Blast of Yummiment

An affectionate term used to describe the scintillating blast of chocolaty-goodness that emanates from McDonald's Brownie Melts.

"Hey, are those good?" customer asks McDonald's employee.

"That Choco-Blast of Yummiment is good enough to make you slap yo momma" he replies.

by Neckfarter Queen April 6, 2009

Window Blast

When one sticks their head out of the window of a moving vehicle and vomits. The end result of the vomit covering the window behind the person who vomited.

John stuck his head out and totally window blasted my car on the way home

by ECri14 April 22, 2011

baja blast

when you make a scene at taco bell so your wife divorces you

i pulled a baja blast yesterday and now im single

by stamos!! May 26, 2019

blast ave

Everybody and they momma knows about something that was supposed to be private or valued information.

Keisha:(blurts out loudly) you know you can't buy no BigMac with your EBT card!
Dre: Damn Keish why you gotta put me on blast ave like that?

by Trinide May 12, 2007

blasted off

To have taken a very large dump; as if one had actually lifted off the toilet seat while taking a massive shit.

"I really had to poop. Blasted off big time..."

by yes juanito yes August 8, 2014

Kelly Blast

When a guy meets another guy on Craigslist and allow him to practice the art of fellacio on his little soldier while the receiver keeps his eyes closed and thinks of a woman to rationalize the homosexuality he was born with.

Yellow: so i think my e-career is ruined.

jbtv: why?

Yellow: i did a quick fast Kelly Blast and now i wanna wear lipstick and pumps while listening to Drake.

by Write Flicks July 13, 2010