Seen as Valentine’s Day is all about treating the wife, Mie Goreng and BJ day is for the husband on the 15th of March, for those who don’t like steaks.
Husband: what day is it today?
Wife: Mie Goreng and BJ day! “I’ll cook you a nice Mie Goreng then I will drain them balls with my mouth”
Wife: Mie Goreng and BJ day! “I’ll cook you a nice Mie Goreng then I will drain them balls with my mouth”
by Daysonthecalendar March 15, 2023

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4. A girl trying to express their feelings for you in an unusual manner
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3.some horny girl looking for some sausage to suck
4. A girl trying to express their feelings for you in an unusual manner
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by Huge Monicle May 12, 2021

BJ, or short for Blackjack (not to be confused with Blowjob), is a popular card game played in casinos, where players compete against the dealer rather than each other. The objective is to have a hand value as close to 21 as possible without exceeding it. Each player is dealt two cards, and the dealer gets two, with one face-down. The numbered cards (2-10) are worth their face value, face cards (J,Q,K) are worth 10 points, and A can be 1 or 11 depending on what benefits the player more. Players can choose to Hit (draw a card) or Stand (keep their current hand), but if a player’s hand exceeds 21, they "bust" and lose immediately. If your hand is closer to 21 than the dealer’s, you win. If the dealer busts, all remaining players win. If you get 21 on the first two cards (an A + any card with 10 points), that’s a Blackjack (BJ) and you win immediately.
The dealer lost all the money in the game of BJ because I got a BJ in the last round, so he is giving me a BJ to compensate.
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by Whitethundergod August 15, 2021
