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bat's nest

name for a woman's privates who may not have sex or get action very often...think about opening up a door to an old, abandoned house and bats fly out...
Guy 1: "I was excited to finally kick it with Stacey last night, but she had no clue what she was doing..."

Guy 2: "It looks like you stumbled on her bat's nest"
by say_it_aint_so July 26, 2009
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bat food

Bat Food is cocaine - source Wales mid 90’s depicted in the film Twin Town
He is bat shit crazy -must have been on the Bat Food
by Madrid69 August 11, 2018
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bat flap

Pulling your scrotum (nut sack) wide apart to expose the veins through light. To make it appear as a bat's wing.
My girlfriend came out of the shower to be exposed to a Bat Flap waiting in eagerness to be licked!
by HerNextBaby'sFather February 21, 2013
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Bat-Fap

Arguably the best wank you will ever have. Introducing the bat-fap, the new masturbation technique taking the world by storm.

A bat-fap is where you hang from the ceiling by your feet like a bat and proceed to flap your wings like a bat with screeching getting louder when closing in on a climax. Use your keen sonar abilities to aim your bat load onto the hoards of unsuspecting children below.

Batman mask and crotchless pants optional but highly recommended
"Hey man, have a fap last night?"

"Yea boss I had a bat-fap"

"Yea i heard you going to town, better of worn your mask"

"Amen to that. You think I'm some sort of boner boy"

"That reminds me my uncle achieved the most brutal bat-fap yesterday, got little jimmy right on the nose"
by Predominate June 10, 2015
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bat saber

a reskin of the stock bat for the scout class from tf2

it was released as a promo item for the invasion themed update

the only main difference is its kill effect
instead of ragdolling the character vaporizes like if killed with the bison,pomson or the cow mangler 5000
1: i got the bat saber for playing during the invasion update
2: i wish i played during that time
by sniper nate October 27, 2020
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cave bat

Giant boogers that build up in your nose, typically when it's very dry, or the person is sick or dehydrated.
Man, I woke up in Reno with a wicked hangover; had some giant cave bats that morning.
by LazyEyeLarry July 2, 2017
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Bat Fucker

Someone that doesn't seem to care for shelter-in-place or quarantine guidelines.
My neighbor stopped by and the bat fucker just kept creeping within my 6 feet.
by Jwoz March 26, 2020
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