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Autistic wanna-be Voldemort

While president, this Pokémon will reap your “taxes” and use them for nose replacement surgery.

Signs ‘Autistic wanna-be Voldemort are near:
Trees start losing their leaves.
Sky turns grey and cloudy.
Hello neighbour chase music starts playing.
Plants start dying.
Animals go into hibernation.
Taxes “for some reason” raise.
If you believe a wild Peter Dutton is around, call the suicide squad, not for him, for you.
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Autistic goonmonkey

It means that somebody is an Retard/Dumb and is acting like a masturbating ape too with no impulse control nor rational thoughts
John: Hey Brad
Brad: What?
John: your a fucking Autistic goonmonkey
by MuntingMasteofMinneSoda July 5, 2025
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autistic unicorn

a sexual position where the top will take a dildo with a suction cup and put it on their forehead and stringing up the bottom up in the air and head butting it into whichever hole they choose
i did the autistic unicorn on my boyfreind
by rumpleforeskin54 July 19, 2025
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Autistic

People who did great things for the world yet still are treated like shit by faggots with no life. Anyone who dares use it as an insult should be grinded up into meat and made into McDonald's burgers.
Albert Einstein, Bill Gates, Isaac Newton, Charles Darwin and Nikola Tesla were famous autistic people.
by Ronald Glumpp August 4, 2025
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'autistic' clickbait

A phrase made by Sawtooth18 on Scratch, someone who makes these types of projects is obviously autistic, and/or it can grab an autistic person's attention.
'autistic' clickbait projects are usually grounding/ungrounding, alphabet/number-related projects, and other cartoony, colorful characters.
Example: search up "Klasky Csupo gets grounded" and you'll see those vids, also there are 2 or more characters, 1 thumbs up and the other thumbs down.
It’s just that the chance of them being neurodiverse is very high.
(No offense to autistic people, I'm autistic myself)
Lil' austin wanted to watch the Ipad, so mom gave him the Ipad. As he was watching, older bro, Narchy, saw him watching sound effects g major stuff and 'autistic' clickbait.(Since Lil' Austin was autistic himself) He had no idea who came up w/ these
by sivorii August 24, 2025
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artistic alphabet

originally made by "Apple Kid" in 2009, it gained popularity fast.
almost every language has its own fanmade "artistic alphabet".
there are also "unused" versions which they add random letters that were used in that language.
instantly popularised by kids and made worldwide with kinemaster.
mostly a fucking joke, sometimes real.
hehe time to make tatar artistic alphabet unused 5.0 just to get views
hey bro have you heard about my new language Aꙮⱪeꜭă!? it has its very own artistic alphabet
by bagfaek September 24, 2025
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Autisticish

A term originating in Australia, used to describe an individual that may not be fully autistic but displays evidence of autism.
"The way peter interacts with farm animals is a little autisticish"
"Glenn will excessively salivate over anime, his friends find it autiscish"
by GRRFARTIN October 19, 2025
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