Automosexual

A person who is sexually attracted to cars in place of males and females. Often considered to be gay, s/he does not enjoy any sexual or intimate contact with other people.

(Insert name) just saw this Bentley and had an orgasm. He is so automosexual.

by Tinaaaa December 27, 2006

automotive teabag

when a driver of a vehicle, usually small car, rear ends a large truck with truck nuts, hanging off the hitch. The end results are the truck nuts on top of the smaller cars hood, and said truck nuts being drug across the hood, when the smaller car is removed from the acciddent.

Did you see Dan run his car into the back of Jeffs truck?

Yeah. his truck nuts are sitting on top of his hood.
Wait til they tow Dans car out, hell have an automotive teabag.

by bassbear29 September 3, 2011

autocoprophagic

Autocoprophagy refers to shit eating; specifically ones own shit, after deposited or taken directly from the anus.

I say, Tony Abbott certainly displays some strong autocoprophagic tendencies when he starts denying the right for refugees to seek asylum in Australia, despite himself being a descendent of of the first generation of boat arrivals.

by donkee February 28, 2012

automopopolis

an aditude that is totaly crazy just like mine doing things at ones own freewill and not caring about anyone eles

i am one with Automopopolis

by Dennis_ Ross August 16, 2005

Autologging

The act of partially defecating out a hot steaming log and then bending your body like a pretzel to fellate the shit in a the sexiest autoerotic act alive

"You gonna hook up with that chick tonight?"
"Nah, I think I'd rather good home and get a good autologging session in."

by Greg and Nate January 11, 2009

Lopsided Autobot

The one true threat to the dominance of limecat.

The clock spider is dead! Long live Lopsided Autobot!

by Sadatay November 23, 2004

head automatica

An indie BAND that are british.

head automatica was AWESOME at chain reaction!

by rockemkakaxi August 13, 2006