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Assessination 

(n.) The process of assessinating.
Britney Spears' nervous breakdown could be called a media assessination.

ass-assin 

the act of puting your ass inside of someone's else's ass
this can also be acheved via puting you butt or ass in some ones crack
this act is to be done with the opiset gender but if you do it with the homies remember to say "no homo" so you are not gay

if you do it so only your cracks touch its called a "ass-assin cread"
guy 1: dude me and girl 2 did some ass-assin cread!
guy 2: oh i did that with your mom's face yeesterday.
ass-assin by the_dragon_king March 5, 2020

assasins creed black flag 

Best assassin's creed game by far
Why? Pirate + really cool assassin= best thing ever
Person 1: I love the new AC
Person 2: what is it?
Person 1: AC Valhalla
Person 2: oh, I prefer assasins creed black flag

Person 1: nah that's trash

Person 2: watch your back...

Sanity Assasin 

(noun) A Sanity Assasin is defined as a person, organization or an event by which the "sanity" of the unsuspecdting public can be eviscerated, derailed, decimated or even completely obliterated by a visciously random or premeditated act of sheer terror carried out with extreme venegeance.
That sanity assasin FEMA is making millions of coffins, storing them in rural areas and operating hundreds of concentration camps within the United States in preparation for an impending change in direction for our "democracy". This will happen through mandatory innoculations, flu shots etc. as Bill Gates suggested be institued to begin reducing the prospective world population by 10-15% within 10 years.
Sanity Assasin by Alfonso T. Watt January 12, 2011

assassins with heart 

The alter-ego of the Call of duty 4 guild; heartclan.

heartclan has been known as the assassins with heart based on the fact that their guild is more of a family than a bunch of nerd-raging gamers.
We're the assassins with heart, we're here to ruin your day. See; heartclan

Certified Public Assassins 

A clan on runescape, that is more like a large male orgy.
clan leader: we are up against the Certified Public Assassins today, so make sure to cover each other.
clan member: why are we going against them again my ass still hurts from the last time?