Aliexius

Aliexius is the name of an incredibly sexy male that is very intelligent and at the top of his class, he is very athletic, with a GREAT body. He has a crude sense of humor and a kind personality.

Man did you see that Aliexius? I'd tap that.

by Eiekcaj August 7, 2010

anal-dwelling aliens

Aliens that dwell in ones rectum
-or-
communists.

one time i was beamed up on a UFO, and the shoved an egg up my ass.
And when it hatched it crawled out and, i swear to Jebus, looked just like Joseph Stalin.

by Boersma July 1, 2005

Alien Starship

A brief description of a woman's vagina.

Joe: Did you see that chick's Alien Starship?

Josh: Yea that shits nasty as fuck.

by 654321654321 February 22, 2009

aliens

short guys with big heads and ray guns from the Mars

marie

by beefy August 22, 2003

Edible Baby Aliens

A girl called rebecca’s boyfriend, joe, got impregnated by an alien and had triplets. rebecca then ate the alien mother to get revenge. the baby aliens were also eaten and tasted like deodorant wearing, goopy chickens with a hint of lemon and lime flavoured water.

“omg what have you been eating? your breath smells like edible baby aliens”

by _heatopia420blazeitdawg July 16, 2019

Aleni

Aleni, and amazing empathetic person that lives to be herself. She’s hella weird 😂 but that’s what everyone loves about her. She walks into a room and WABAM the whole room is enlightened! She’s the joy to your world and she can be moody and sassy and have great attitude but once you get to know her she’s nice smart. Drop dead gorgeous like she’s sooo pretty 😍 and she stand up to what’s right. Aleni also is very anti social like very very at times she lll be talkative and friendly and then swings in that mood where she’s avoidkng eye contact at all times and human contact or communication of any kind. Aleni is a sweet and talented girl and had made some mistakes but owns up to it and she’s sometiems the envy of a lot of girls she’s pretty many people like her and she’s not air head-y meanings she doesn’t let her beauty get to head in fact she thinks herself she’s ugly and it’s quite sad. But aleni is aleni and she’s a really good friend to have! She’s funny like he reason people adore her is because of her humorous ways or her nice personality and she can give the best advice ever!! Relationship advice, depression or anxiety advice anything! She’s a warrior without armor and an angel without wings! Oh Aleni everyone loves her!

Isn’t that aleni? Yeah that is! I told her who my crush was in fourth grade she gave me some hella good advice and to this day me and that kid are still dating ahaha you should be her friend you’ll love her!

by Alexa Medina April 5, 2018

yucky alien

the act of mooning and spread your ass cheeks while having a turd peaking out of your ass.

Dillan gave me the dreaded yucky alien last night. it was awful

by Frank Neil Stevenson July 22, 2009