Fat Albert sex

Nasty, sloppy sex involving a fat guy who is just too comfortable with himself.

She couldn't believe she had to resort to Fat Albert sex but the pickings were slim at last call.

by Syed Hashmi December 25, 2007

Alberta

A piece of large fecal matter

I’m taking a big albertan, I just dropped a fat alberta

by Shit tickler January 31, 2018

Algerian Blend

An herbal blend consisting of Damiana, Skullcap, Wormwood, Wild Lettuce, Passion Flower and Valerian. When smoked it will produce an immediate, mellowing, effect. Smoking lots of it will get you a little high. Its what the kids will smoke when they're completely dry.

I smoked some Algerian Blend and had head rush city.

by jazzzix April 9, 2009

aggerotti

A verbal emotional response to the misadventure of others or oneself.

Verb - Aggered - To play a leading role in the misadventure is to be Aggered

To shout "Aggerotti" when your friend tells you of his most recent holiday-love enounter, regailing how he only became aware of the she-male's extra bits in the morining

by JoeF November 29, 2005

Albery

Albery is the name of a poem/phrase that doesn't exactly make sense. Below is an example of an Albery:

Person 1: 'Mushroom and jelly fish are the same, except one's alive and one swims.'
Person 2: 'Golly, that's certainly an Albery!'

by alierich December 26, 2011

Alberto Junior DeJesus

Alberto DeJesus serves as the chairman of DeJesus Trust & Company, a real estate and construction conglomerate currently housing four subsidiary companies. Alberto is a student at Boston University, influencer, public speaker among his communities, and host of his YouTube vlog AlbertoD TV.

Alberto also has been featured in the BostonVoyager Magazine and long term goals include wanting to be an orthopedic surgeon and investing and growing his companies over the years.

Alberto is a serial entrepreneur, investor, author, and enthusiast of education and science!

Alberto Junior DeJesus is the GOAT!

by businessmagazine January 1, 2019

Alberto

The name of a male who is laid back, funny, & smart. His hair is soft as a kittens coat, his eyes are like dark honey, and his skin like caramel. When the sun hits his face those eyes glow like stars in a night sky. He may come off as cold & quiet, but is secretly loving. He is a mysterious person, but he shows he cares. Comfort, Safeness, Warmth all felt in the arms of him. As you look into the eyes of this man, you get a feeling right in you're heart. You will never want that moment to end. Friends, lovers; I never knew what this feeling was. As time past as I began to realize, it is love. Scary as love can be, you begin to know. Just looking at him, talking & more. You find yourself in love with, Alberto.

" Amazing in his own way"

"Who are u talking about?"

" My Alberto"

by A + A <3 July 13, 2021