Absolute Madman

A man with no regard for himself or any others around him; does not believe in self preservation or anything else for that matter

Robert: You are about to break up a 3 year relationship
Nicholas: Am I supposed to care?
Robert: *Looks off in the distance* Absolute Madman

by ProfessorFinessor June 7, 2018

Absolute Unit

When a person male or female is extremely fatt and a very hungry boi. Their hips should go past their shoulders. They are the bad type of thick. These people are normally above 300 pounds depending on height

Man she is a big girl what an absolute unit.

by BIG SNAK DAD September 14, 2018

ABSOLUTICA

absolutely awesome (in a sexual way)...heheh:P

1. alex evans is absolutica!!

2. would you like to do alex evans? response: ABSOLUTICA!

by cats say meow... August 1, 2008

absolute balls

shit

You are absolute balls (shit)

by c-dawg94 March 15, 2014

absolute donkey

someone who is an absolute monster at what they do, typically a sport. a large person, very muscular, and all around a large person...

Rey Lewis is an absolute donkey bro

by MateoTheGreat November 3, 2019

absolute rocket

The act of hitting a home run in baseball.

Bryce Harper hit an absolute rocket to right center.

by absolute rocket May 17, 2016

Absolute Legends

Absolute Legends is a discord server full of the best people on the planet. They always look after each other, care for each other, and it’s a super wholesome place to be. If you want your mood to improve, spend a few minutes there

Person 1: “I’m in the absolute legends discord server”
Person 2: “Wow you’re so cool”

by The basedwiseman August 6, 2021