Silent Assassin

A prank where you wait for someone to go to sleep. Once they are asleep you start to jerk off. Once you are about to cum wake the person up and cum on them. Thus called the "Silent Assassin"

Person 1: "Dude WTF?? Why are you jerking off?"
Person 2: "I'm about to Silent Assassin that bitch in the other room."
Person 1: "OH, HAHAHAHAHA!!!!"

by El Dr June 9, 2010

Pink Go-Go Assassins

A video that is somewhere on the net but no one will tell me where it is

You Pink go-go assassin, "you killed my father"

by v-Q November 24, 2003

Assassins creed no life

A guy/girl who has played every assassins creed game non stop and obsesses over it. He/she looks up information on assassins creed 4 before its official reveal... he/she has no life... no friends and never sees the outside word. He/she tries to make the game as realistic as possible and sucks at it anyways.

"That dude is such an assassins creed NO LIFE OMG!!!!"

"dude he can tell you everything about assassins creed, hes such a no life"

by kissin yo mamma March 19, 2013

Assasian

Japanese murderer

"Beware of Akane, she's an assasian..."

by WMark17 October 27, 2009

Pinstripe Assassins

n. The most important and influential band to come out of the Austin music scene in recent memory. They combine elements of punk, classic rock, and mariachi into something that can only be described as a funked-out, awe-inspiring assault on the senses.

"Do you like...music?"
"Yeah!!!"
"Do you like...rock 'n' roll?"
"Yeah!!!"
"Do you like...anilingus?"
"Yeah!!!"

by ASFalcon13 March 17, 2004

Holy Doughnut Assassins

Something that should not be explained to ones elders.

"Holy doughnut assassins!"

by Holy Doughnut Assassin April 9, 2009

alasas

Big, Dark, Cheap, and Arabic.

Andy never pays for his own tickets; he's alasas.

by Anonymous June 15, 2003