Crouching on TOP of a keg, with one hand holding the open keg tap in your mouth while the other is pumping the keg. Your buddies all around you beat their chests like gorillas and make ape noises for the duration of your keg ape.
Dude, last night at the Lookout we were doing keg-apes till 4am.
Wedmore fell of the keg doing a keg ape.
Wedmore fell of the keg doing a keg ape.
by neuma neuma December 13, 2010
A sort or sex move which involves a sophomore fingering his freshman girlfriend, then cheating on her with two other freshman
Guy 1: Damn, did you hear Maguire pulled the Reverse Ape on McKenna?
Guy 2: No way, that guy is a total scumbag.
Guy 2: No way, that guy is a total scumbag.
by Chink-in Fried Rice May 17, 2019
Here comes ape whore
by pingpongdong May 15, 2010
The shittiest math class you could ever take in high school. It's a mixture of your rabbit's grassy shit and your drunk grandpa's throw up. This class make you want to smoke 4 doobies at once.
by Funkybuddha May 12, 2014
The taste of human flesh by cannibalistic sailors 200 years ago was described as "Long Pork". Today's "bath salts" cannibals describe the hunger for "Ape Bacon". You heard it here first.
by bostonjerk July 01, 2012
the hardest f*cking class at del norte. Run by the laziest department of teachers I've ever seen. It takes 1 month for them to grade tests. You'll learn how to copy UT Quest answers and lab reports like an expert. Tests are so hard that they have a 50% curve.
I got a 20% on my first AP Chemistry exam.
How do I do stoich in AP Chemistry?
Feel lucky if you get a B in AP Chemistry.
How do I do stoich in AP Chemistry?
Feel lucky if you get a B in AP Chemistry.
by f*ckonlineschool November 11, 2020
An adjective describing a situation, scenario or individual in which the subject has gone terribly out of control or reached a level of bizarre circumstance
by Z53 September 21, 2022