Keg ape

Crouching on TOP of a keg, with one hand holding the open keg tap in your mouth while the other is pumping the keg. Your buddies all around you beat their chests like gorillas and make ape noises for the duration of your keg ape.

Dude, last night at the Lookout we were doing keg-apes till 4am.

Wedmore fell of the keg doing a keg ape.

by neuma neuma December 14, 2010

Ape Whore

An ex partner that walks like an ape, and acts like a whore.

Here comes ape whore

by pingpongdong May 15, 2010

Reverse Ape

A sort or sex move which involves a sophomore fingering his freshman girlfriend, then cheating on her with two other freshman

Guy 1: Damn, did you hear Maguire pulled the Reverse Ape on McKenna?

Guy 2: No way, that guy is a total scumbag.

by Chink-in Fried Rice May 16, 2019

ap calc

The shittiest math class you could ever take in high school. It's a mixture of your rabbit's grassy shit and your drunk grandpa's throw up. This class make you want to smoke 4 doobies at once.

I almost hate George Bush as much as I fucking hate ap calc!

by Funkybuddha May 12, 2014

ap/dp

Ap/dp or apdp is an acronym for "ass-pussy double penetration," a term that describes a sex act in which a woman is penetrated by two cocks: one in her vagina and another in her anus. Many women have claimed that the orgasms they experience during ap/dp are of far greater intensity than during anal or vaginal intercourse alone.

Last night I got into a hardcore ap/dp session. When those two cocks fucked my holes I came so hard I almost passed out.

by Emmanuelle Undine November 30, 2010

Apped-up

One who uses far too many apps for doing things more easily done without an app. Similar to getting in your car to drive 50 feet.

He's got an app for naps. an app for faps, and an app for craps. Dude is apped-up!

by Chris Parsley March 15, 2015

Full Ape

1: Going crazy. If someone goes full ape you should be very careful not to piss them off so you dont get fucked up.
2: a sex tactic. Pounding someones asshole until either their penis or vagina bleeds.

Zach said if another teacher fucks with him he will go full ape.

Ruben went full ape on zach and zach had to go to the hospital to get stitches.

by uhoh! October 28, 2015