Bangkok Alarm Clock

Blowing your load in a sleeping girls face to give her an unexpected warm wake up in the morning

Gave my girl a Bangkok Alarm clock this morning

by Shmiwe April 14, 2020

Beak alarm

Similar to a fire alarm, a beak alarm is often sounded in large financial institutions within the city. In order to increase productivity during the inevitable mid-afternoon slump, when sounded, employees are encouraged to stop what they are doing and snort a line of company beak.

*Alarm sounds*

PA system: "Please place yourself on do not disturb and have a line of beak ASAP."

Cal: "Quick lad it's the fucking beak alarm."
Andy: "Ahhhhh. I bloody that thing."

by Mrrobot7891 August 14, 2020

Alabama Alarm Clock

When you wake a person by urinating on his/her face or head.

"You hear that Glenn woke up Darlene with the Alabama Alarm Clock?"

"Oof, must suck."

by Chimken smamndimwich December 14, 2020

Fire-alarm-guy

A man imbued by Hades himself, able to duel wield 1st and second stage devices without fail. Do not approach if troubleshooting open loops and grounds.

Hey, did you see that fire-alarm-guy over there? He is most certainly in the zone.

by Tiddlywinks 4264 January 28, 2021

desperados alarm clock

An event occurring at approximately zero four hundred hours when the person sleeping is awakened by the putrid smell of chicken wing flatulence.

Help me, I can’t breathe. At least open the fucking window if you are going to set off a Desperados Alarm Clock.

by Garydog November 18, 2021

Car Alarm

When you hit it from behind hard enough for her to start making a honking sound similar to a car alarm.

I gave her that car alarm last night and it woke the neighbors.

by DPALM19 August 21, 2021

Fire alarm ninjas

Non gender specific badasses that break the time space continuum to install control cable at a high level.

Those fire alarm ninjas really made the community safer!

by Nat King code March 12, 2022