by Noongy June 11, 2011
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by Pittovsky July 21, 2008
Get the ALABAMA PORCH MONKEY mug.V. The act of banging a chick in the ass, shooting your wad in her butt, then stepping back while she shoots splattery cum/shit on your chest, appearing similar to the spreadshot pattern of a shotgun. Also known as the Mississippi Mudgun or the Hungarian Howitzer.
Me and Linda got drunk last night, I fucked her in the pooper, then I asked her for an Alabama Buckshot.
by THE Big Daddy C September 9, 2006
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by sfy January 6, 2008
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by Pat239 May 14, 2008
Get the Alabama Special mug.When a man squeezes his scrotem so his testicles bulge (also known as a brain) and another person ( male or female ) pulls a suprise attack an flicks it.
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