Absolute ballshit

An act of unfairness and unpredictability

That’s absolute ballshit! FGR should have won again. Instead FGR decided to hit the woodwork, miss 1 on 1’s and lose

by BURYAREBASTARDS January 20, 2019

Absolute faggotry

When someone is being so gay they become straight then gay again

Anyone who uses a shotgun I call of duty shows absolute faggotry

by Everduse July 18, 2025

Absolut Value

The value of one's weight in absolut vodka. Multiply weight in lbs by 14.08 (Absolut vodka is roughly 88 cents per ounce).

"See that girl over there, the really skinny one?"
"Oh shit! She is so fucking skinny."
"I bet her absolut value is only 1300"
"I'd say 1200."
"Shiiet."

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by bennydre April 30, 2013

Absolute Unit

Absolute Unit-Person who can run opps down on the daily except roadmen with the names Kane and Kenzie

Absolute unit-take down any fake roadmen
Kane-I’ll run man down innit

Charlie and Lewis run Kane down easy

by Fake roadmen June 6, 2020

Absolute Thunder

A mix of green thunder mio energy water enhancer and absolute vodka

Guy 1 “dam bro I’m tryna get fucked up tonight u got anything?” Guy 2 “how fucked u tryna get bro all I got is some absolute thunder” Guy 1 “shit that’ll get u fucked up send some my way” Guy 2 “I gotchu bro” *dabs up eachother*

by Grayson C. Peters July 30, 2021

absolutely jorkin my shit

A higher form of jorkin it usually in a communication form meaning to jack off in an aggressive manner

Yo I’m absolutely jorkin my shit right now and by it let’s just say my pentis

by The-jorkin-king January 13, 2025

Absolute Cheeseburger

An American slang term for praising something, usually food, for it's taste, by comparing it to an American Cheeseburger.

"This wrap is absolute cheeseburger! You should totally try it!"

by GuySmith March 2, 2025