fap weed

Someone being faggy (lame), never down to do something

I really wanted to sword fight marquisha is the bathroom, but he was being a complete fap weed

by Elite1227 February 23, 2018

fap goggles

A state entered after extensive abstinence from masturbation in which one perceives all others as more attractive than usual.

Dude. It might be Fap-Free February, but you just told me that Manda chick who's like 250 pounds was hot. You really need to take off your fap goggles.

by Firstborn Unicorn July 2, 2011

Fap

Funny Acting People
Fake Ass People
Funny Acting Person
Fake Ass Person

Man, she a fap and you know it!
I'm of all these FAPS!!!
She's not my friend anymore because she's a fap.

by immascorpio1114 November 21, 2009

tandem fap

When two or more people masturbate at the same time.

When I walked into the room RJ and Adam were tandem fapping to pictures of my mom again.

by Shanus teh Anus January 28, 2008

No Fap February

Much like NNN, but with a twist. You cant Fap,You cant even lay a single finger on it. this works for all genders, we don't discriminate here. Have fun folks!

Dylan : Hey man I'm going to try No Fap February

Ryan : Dude! You failed NNN what makes you think you can win this?

by clapped \ November 3, 2020

fap race

When you get bored of fapping by yourself and ask someone else to fap with you and race to see who 'comes' first. This can be done either in person or online.

Andrew: Hey simon, wanna have a fap race?
Simon: Your on ! *faps*

by FapKing3000 July 7, 2009

Kowabunga Fap

The act of masturbating in the tune of the theme song of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Finally you ejaculate as the theme song says "Turtles in a Half Shell."

Me and my girlfriend were messing around and I "Kowabunga Fapped" in her face.

by Nukeman June 15, 2010