April 13th

If you're searching this, I assume you are looking for a definition about Homestuck.

This happens to be the day that, 13 years ago, a young boy stood in his room. The webcomic Homestuck was given its name this day.

You: Why does April 13th even matter?
Me: ...
You: what??
Me: A young man stands in his bedroom. It just so happens that today, the 13th of April, 2009, is this young man's birthday. Though it was thirteen years ago he was given life, it is only today he will be given a name! What will the name of this young man be?

by smellyegg September 6, 2022

May 13th

A day where everyone should cancel their plan for the day and have fun at Kxos & Unur's Bday Party!!

a: Hey! It's almost May 13th.
b: So?
a: Dumbass! We must go party cuz it's Unru & Khoso's Birthdayy.

by Kkkkkkylaaa May 6, 2023

Friday, November 13th

Ask out a girl you have only known for 2 days day. Even though you haven't known her very long it won't hurt to go on a nice date. Dont back down this relationship has potential so please ask that special girl out and don't be a fucking pussy :)

Yo its Friday, November 13th you should ask Amanda out ;).

by Lukehhhhhhhhhh November 13, 2020

February 13th

National Mokus Day!

Hey Phil, are you celebrating National Mokus Day? Today is February 13th, did you forget?

by fil_mcdrum February 14, 2023

January 13th

National send a scandalous picture day

“Hey babe it’s January 13th”
“Oh shoot I’m on it”

by Sjjdbfbrjco January 13, 2021

April 13th

April 13th is a day where the most amazing, kind, trustworthy and loyal people are born. They will always stick by your side and help you whenever you need, but don't fuck around with them or they will make you pay. Talk shit about people born on this day and it wont end well.

Annie: "you know that guy that's born on April 13th"
Jack: " yeah"
Annie: "you better stop talking shit about him"
Jack: "why? i don't care"
Annie: "ok then.."
Jack: "wait..why?
Annie: "its not gonna end well for you!"

by annie_is_better_than_jacinta March 22, 2020

October 13th

People born this day are emo kids and are very depressed in life.

You: Hey its October 13th!
Person: It's my birthday!
You: you are a sad sack of lard

by SirSpooks May 11, 2022