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chin nuts

when you are a fat fuck who has a double chin that looks like two hairy testicles.

first used during the ice age when ag would say to thog "chin nuts" and then have random masturbations all over the castle of doom and love.
duuude you have chin nuts you fuckin fag.
by Killa Monkey Fritters April 16, 2005
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Dumb Nut

A dumb nut is a person who thinks highly of themselves but realistically they are very quite dumb which is where the Term Dumb Nut comes from.
by Raredog21-69 August 9, 2018
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stick nuts

Usually occurs towards the end of a hot day. Its when one's scrotum continuously sticks to the inner thigh.
I've been walkin all day. I got stick nuts going on real bad.
by Rubber Band Balls January 5, 2011
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Nut check

When you go to the clinic and have to have your nuts checked for work. A periodic check, evaluation for competence to work. Checking if you have a hernia. During the nut check, the doctor puts two fingers on your scrotum, tells you to turn your head and cough. If you don't have pain doing this, you have passed the nut check!
Alfred: Hey Billy, how was your nut check at the clinic?
Billy: It was great! I throughly enjoyed it!
by cpetkunas August 16, 2021
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Crust Nut

When a girl leaves a guys cum inside of her anus and/or vagina and lets it sit until it dries up.
“I heard Sidney kept the crust nutbut in her for a week without showering
by Marky’s Funky Bunch May 5, 2018
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Ugandan Nut

Used to define a greater-than-normal sized right testicle.
Ugandans are very well known around the earth as being the ones with large private organs. Thus, it was not suprising when Dr. Finchley-Read Esq came back to England and coined the famous phrase "As big as a Ugandan Nut".
Naturally, Finchley-Read meant the private organs, but the expression became well known around the country, and thus as it was said in the then distinct social classes, its original meaning was quickly forgotten (on purpose or not, it shall never be known).
It wasnt until the discovery of Finchley-Read Esq.'s diaries that the expression was brought back to life. People felt embarassed.
When using this expression (the original expression), one must used the expression at the beginning of the phrase i.e:

"CHARLOTTE YOU UGANDAN NUT! What are you doing? You are meant to use it differently! It hurts!"
by Grammanzi November 1, 2012
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Numb nuts

A light word for calling someone a fucktard.
Person 1: "Bill is a numb nuts"
Person 2: "why"
Person 1: "because he for got his phone at the pub"
by Death_ray_dan May 9, 2014
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