penis head

to have a penis instead of a head

dude instead of a head he has a penis

by DoUNoTylrDurden February 26, 2005

Penis Humor

Sometimes your ding-a-ling just likes to make fun of you.

Penis Humor : 1) When you go to the bathroom in the middle of or after making love to take a piss, and it comes out in 3 or more streams, some aimed at your upper leg. 2) Premature ejaculation. 3) Taking-the-bus-wood. 4) Whiskey Dick. 5) Your penis never really cared how ugly she was.

by Bjorn Star March 6, 2010

Penis Cuddler

One who takes enjoyment out of being around a penis

Mike: would you like to cuddle my penis with your mouth?
Cedar: of course! i am a penis cuddler!

by Mike Hawk (say it aloud) February 19, 2011

penis pelmet

The fat that bedangles below the waist line on a hideously obese male.

This can be accentuated by wearing a garish and too tight belt.

OMFG look at the penis pelmet on him!!!!

by james and heather January 24, 2008

penis puddy

Semen that comes out of the tip of a penis which is so pasty that the girl's crack appears to be puddied shut.

I unloaded so much penis puddy in her crack last night.

by puddypooper April 13, 2008

penis gristle

A chunky crunchy substance that comes from the penis. It tastes like a combination of scrapple and peanut brittle.

Dude, this shit tastes like penis gristle.

by Jester the Moe lester March 1, 2014

penis marker

After u cum write your name on your woman's face with the cum left on the end of your dick

I wrote my name in Lisa's face with my penis marker after I came

by got wood? December 14, 2015