Penis wiggler 

An offensive, stupid and/or obnoxious person, usually male

That guy who cut me off is a total penis wiggler

Penis wiggler by madmanskin August 11, 2010

Penis crush 

The willingness to commit to one male based on the fact that you know his member would please you till death do you part

I had such a huge penis crush on that Belgian dude. I would've married his horse cock in a heartbeat.

Penis crush by Dixlvr27 August 31, 2013

penis peel

When you eat a banana keep the peel put it over your penis and have intercourse with a girl

I bought some bananas cuase my girlfreind and I are gonna penis peel

penis peel by phil greenberg December 1, 2013

penis highway 

When you stand on top of a moving car and whip out your penis for the sake of showing off to their peers.

Ryan: Dude I got so high yesterday I did a penis highway maneuver.
Aidan: Dude the bitches must love you wicked dude.

penis highway by Penis Burglar February 14, 2014

Penis Fly Trap 

A very tight vagina that just might leave marks on your penis.

I'm limping because of my girlfriend's Penis Fly Trap. I really should have either used more lube or just said no.

Penis Fly Trap by Clive Hyde July 26, 2014

penis blocking 

when you girlfriend is constantly on chat with you, while you are at a party, in the hopes that you will be busy with her and not score with other women

Jude's girl is on chat with him and she is totally penis blocking him.

penis blocking by Aprilstar November 9, 2014

Penis Whistle 

Any long instrument that you blow

Flute, Recorder, clarinet, piccolo... etc
Johnathan! You like playing your penis whistle.

Penis Whistle by ignavus November 13, 2014