Fattress

An extra-large bed or gurney used in a hospital for morbidly obese individuals

- Did you see that fatso come in with anasarca?
- Yeah, she was so big her pannus was hanging off her fattress... the dumb bitch.

by Madmanskin July 22, 2010

Penis wiggler

An offensive, stupid and/or obnoxious person, usually male

That guy who cut me off is a total penis wiggler

by madmanskin August 11, 2010