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oatmeal container

a wooden bowl
a plastic water bottle and a paper towel rowle
by raybeez February 21, 2022
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max contract

to sign a max is to never disappoint in bed.
by coll-in169 March 3, 2022
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penis contact

Guy 1: I had penis contact alst nite
Guy 2: what table?
by PENISMENFART March 10, 2022
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Comic Controllers

A place where you go to hang out and talk anything pop or geek culture. Run by the best Custom Controller designer and makers!!!
Let’s go get some custom controllers made by Comic Controllers!!!!!
by V1p3r_hax March 19, 2022
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ThE CoNtrOL

To preform "the control" one must go to kick somebody, but at the last moment you stop. It is CRUCIAL that the "attacking" party then says "the control". it generally is tradition that both parties start to laugh as not many can be funnier.

(be aware that most people that preform "the control" generally have some kind of mental challenge).
HW: hey "preforms the controll."
Ep: aaaaa noo, oh hahahahahaha.
HW: hahahaha im so funny
by PeekingDuck March 22, 2022
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Plumbing Contract

When a woman wants you to lay some pipe, to the exclusion of all others. Contingent on you getting the job done in a satisfactory fashion.
We've been fucking the last couple weeks and she loves how I get it done. I've officially got her Plumbing Contract.
by Dave a Klein April 6, 2022
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Blind Contrarian

A person who disagrees with any ideas or beliefs that are brought up, or takes the opposite stance, purely for the sake of creating disagreement or causing irritation to the listener.
Person 1: I think abortion should remain legalized

The blind contrarian: no, it should be illegal in all forms. It's about the sanctity of life

Person 2: thats a good point, we should definitely restrict abortions as much as possible.

The blind contrarian: I don't know about that, I could see cases where abortion access is very important

Person 1 to Person 2: quit wasting your time. He is a blind contrarian, he will just keep wasting your time by blindly disagreeing with everything you say, even if it means holding contradictory beliefs.
by pwnagephake April 9, 2022
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