wet eddie

the act of sticking your finger in your ass while jerking off

I thought he was just jerking off then I realized he was giving himself a wet eddie.

by chicken necker April 4, 2014

talking wet

When someone is disrespectful and is talking crazy.

"Bro, I know you're mad but you're talking wet right now"

by bojackponygirl September 21, 2025

Wet boxers

When you are two lazy when masturbating so you just orgasm in your boxers and leave them on.

Tim: I'm wearing my wet boxers today
Tom: Nice!

by Gandalf the MLG November 6, 2023

Wet Slubbing

When your drooly possum is affectionately and adoringly rubbing her face on your hand whilst simultaneously producing an awe inspiring amount of slobber. Simultaneously the cutest thing ever and towel grabbingly gross.

Scoots is living her best Wet Slubbing life. Jo on the other hand is battling with the possum mama question of how did I get here.

by ScootsIsAwesome October 5, 2021

wet

when someone’s too much. like their just too much. everything they do is too much. they talk too much, they did that too much, they do everything in way that is way too much.

isabelly: *rubbing her mf crystals*
aaliyah: ugh bruh she’s so wet the way she’s rubbing them crystals

isabelly: *calls urvarsi (er-var-see) yuvashi (you-va-shee)
urvarsi: bruh why does she get pissed when we call her isabelly but calls me yuvashi. she’s so wet why does she have to give me a nickname anyway

by nia.mp4 June 22, 2021

spanish wet willie

like a wet willie, but it’s south of the border

dude, Christina is into some freaky shit last night she wanted to give me a spanish wet willie

by supafreeeeak March 12, 2020

wet enchilada

when your dick is small and looks flacid

*send unsolicited dick pic*
your dick looks like a wet enchilada.

by nikki024 April 10, 2022