Old Fashioned Cannoli

When you jerk off until you’re about to ejaculate, and then fully bend your dick into your own asshole and nut.

I’m gonna go home later and give myself an old fashioned cannoli. My wife LOVES when I create my old fashioned cannolis.

by Bluntzie September 19, 2023

Old Client

A client who came in through an inbound weblead thanks to the marketing team.

No sorry, old client.

by IDOCC September 22, 2023

old raisin

An Elderly person, usually old as hell and more wrinkly than a raisin.

Wow, that woman is an old raisin

by griff_L2 September 29, 2023

Needle Shits Old Fart

An old person between the age of 50 and 75 who doesn't realize what impact their grumpy mood has on the people around them.

For example the scene from A Million Ways to Die in The West, featuring the main characters father sitting in a rocking chair. The father is a Needle Shits Old Fart!

by Dill weed October 3, 2023

Old Sneako

A genius, moments before losing sight of the honourable path they were once on.

I miss the Old Sneako

by Knickers in Paris October 6, 2023

12 year old

horny cosplayers. Also the age where puberty starts to kick in, its not a good age, at this age you get access to lots of apps on the app store or play store, also at this age you start to think you are so mature even though you are really just a underaged horny little shit
at this age you already know multiple things your parents rather you don't know and you also become dirty minded, you have a huge friend group or are socially awkward and you have an unhealthy obsession with not doing your work and sleeping most of the time
you don't go out that much either

a 12 year old in 2019 is born in 2007 or late-2006
a 12 year old in 2020 is born in 2008 or late-2007
a 12 year old in 2021 is born in 2009 or late-2008
a 12 year old in 2022 is born in 2010 or late-2009
a 12 year old in 2023 is born in 2011 or late-2010
a 12 year old in 2024 is born in 2012 or late-2011
we getting old

by lonelywinter July 15, 2023

13 year old

Some of them are dumb some aren't, some are horny 24/7, and some aren't.

(13 year old lore)

Some random 13 year old when they lay back in their chair: Man I just wanna f**k already

by Tuxtan July 16, 2023