Suckasstrophe 

A situation or event, however, not a catastrophe, that you find yourself in that really sucks.

I was supposed to have a telephone interview today for an awesome job. My phone never rang and a voicemail appeared 5 hours later, what a suckasstrophe!

Suckasstrophe by Nauticalnun August 31, 2011

sucky charms 

what's left when you've eaten all the marshmallows out of lucky charms

aw crap, now all i have left to eat are sucky charms

sucky charms by thisisnotmyrealname11111111 October 5, 2011

Suckplates 

Nipples; breasts; tits.

Wow. Check out the suckplates on that one!

Suckplates by Phresh270 July 30, 2012

suckitism

When saying "it sucks" just isn't enough.

"This sucks so bad, it's reached full-on suckitism!

suckitism by pickle sniffer July 15, 2013

suckaroo 

An act between a person and a penis. When someone gives oral sex to another.

Mark: Yo, dude. I just got a suckaroo from Tina and Michael.
James: Ayyyeee

suckaroo by juniorsaurrawr July 18, 2014

Sucking Nuggets

The act of one person placing their mouth over another's anus and providing gentle or hard suction whilst the other person intentionally defacates.

Did you hear about Schulyer? Apparently he was sucking nuggets with his girlfriend.

Sucking Nuggets by bitchass mctitties August 11, 2014

Sucking off the Mint Monster 

The consumption of mouthwash (i.e. Listerine) to get intoxicated.

Scott resorted to sucking off the mint monster to ward off the DT's

Sucking off the Mint Monster by C-4Fiend May 3, 2015