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Reverse Arnold

Having sex reverse cowgirl l, but holding a woman up and just bench pressing her up and down on your penis, while reciting Quotes from Arnold Schwarzenegger movies.
Reverse Arnold:

Prepare to be terminated” by this dick.

“Get to the choppa!” And suck it!
by Arny grape October 28, 2023
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Reverse Arnold

A variation of the blumpkin where one gives oral sex whilst evacuating their bowels, thus utilizing both alpha and omega of the ailimentary canal simultaneously.

Or in laymans terms, when one sucks a cock at the same time they are also getting Arnold to the choppa!...the sucker is the crapper.

Note: The money shot should occur at the precise moment of final fecal release, thus synchronizing anal closure with ejaculation.
While his wife was taking her weekly shit, Ulysses whipped out his cock and got a BJ from her at the same time. Ahhhhhh...... she was the only woman he ever knew that would give a reverse blumpkin.

In the 16 hour traffic jam before the Phish show, we observed a woman run into the woods with her boyfriend. The two perched on the steep banking, not hardly out of sight of the headlights, when she pulled down her dress, revealed her stark white ass, and assumed the squatting position. She was squatting too long to merely urinate and was obviously laying serious cable. To our amazement, her head dissappeared into the mans crotch!! Social morays be damned, this was a reverse blumpkin, and the symphony of car horns signalled the glee and elation of the stunned masses.
Note: The money shot should occur at the precise moment of final fecal release, thus synchronizing anal closure with ejaculation.
While his wife was taking her weekly shit, Ulysses whipped out his cock and got a BJ from her at the same time. Ahhhhhh...... she was the only woman he ever knew that would give a reverse Arnold.

In the 16 hour traffic jam before the Phish show, we observed a woman run into the woods with her boyfriend. The two perched on the steep banking, not hardly out of sight of the headlights, when she pulled down her dress, revealed her stark white ass, and assumed the squatting position. She was squatting too long to merely urinate and was obviously laying serious cable. To our amazement, her head dissappeared into the mans crotch!! Social morays be damned, this was a reverse blumpkin, and the symphony of car horns signalled the glee and elation of the stunned masses.
by Arny grape October 28, 2023
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Reverse Eclair

A Reverse Eclair is the Sexual act of pretending to swallow cum, then pushing it into a partners mouth by french kissing them.
She got me with a Reverse EClair. I still cant get the taste out my mouth.
by Dick Lavay December 11, 2023
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Reverse Creaming

A reverse creaming is performed while in the act of jerking off your male partner.
The crux of it is in tricking your partner to believe his ejaculate will land either on you or around his penis,
at the last moment before ejaculation; you are to aim your partners penis towards his face suchthat the ejaculate will land squarely in his face.
It's supposed to be surreptitious in nature, but consensual reverse creaming are known have happened
Ohh man, me and my girlfriend was going down on me last night.

Thought I was going to finish in her face and then she reversed creamed me when I closed my eyes.
A little bit went into my mouth, I hate Reverse Creaming
by functionallyInert December 14, 2023
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Reverse Scotsman

When a Scotsman plays the bagpipes with his ass.
Did you see the Cabor Toss? They opened with a reverse Scotsman.
by SuperIllegalSalvager December 14, 2023
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Reverse Creaming

When you tie a string around your dick so tight nothing can come out, then you jerk off as many times as it takes for your nose to start running.
Dude I spent the night reverse creaming so hard last night my nose has been running all day.
by Black Goat of the Forest December 16, 2023
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Reverse Doggy Style

my friend likes reverse doggy style since he is weird
by M-40 DrAcO December 21, 2023
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