A dirty little kid who is a simp for anything that breathes and will do anything, even throw his friends under the bus for the slightest bit of attention. Someone who thinks too much about what others think of him but doesn't realize what people close to him think. Most importantly the simp fauna will always live within someone
"Hey did you hear about how Niklas told that girl all of our secrets"
"Yea we all saw it coming he's simp fauna"
"Yea we all saw it coming he's simp fauna"
by #simp4georgia February 1, 2021
Get the simp faunamug. by beest June 16, 2020
Get the Simpmug. A person who values a woman's positive emotions than his life or financial position.
A person who is overly nice to a woman eg: Repetitive Buying of clothes, Asking if they need anything often, and the overall main goal is the happiness of the simps target. Then brush it off as being nice to women.
Often confused as just being nice to a woman for a short period of time eg: helping them up, passing them something out of reach that they can easily reach. And getting married or establishing a weak to a strong relationship.
(Chads are simps period)
A person who is overly nice to a woman eg: Repetitive Buying of clothes, Asking if they need anything often, and the overall main goal is the happiness of the simps target. Then brush it off as being nice to women.
Often confused as just being nice to a woman for a short period of time eg: helping them up, passing them something out of reach that they can easily reach. And getting married or establishing a weak to a strong relationship.
(Chads are simps period)
Stop simping bro.
He is a simp.
That person is a simp.
Man, she gets so many simps.
Don't call me a simp!
He is a simp.
That person is a simp.
Man, she gets so many simps.
Don't call me a simp!
by GarlicBreadSoup May 9, 2020
Get the Simpmug. The type of people that are wayyyyyyy too common on the internet (especially with men). They make pretty privilege wayyyyyyyyy more prominent on the internet than in real life. Don't believe me? See Pokimane, Belle Delphine, Dream, GeorgeNotFound, Charlie D'Amelio, and Ssoyoung (which IMO is the worst case of pretty privilege, since she has literally tortured and ate animals ALIVE, yet some simps are still defending her).
I swear Twitch is only hiring the simpiest and most submissive simps in the world as moderators. A girl having sex on stream only gives them a 7-Day-Ban for an offense that's at least 30-Day-Ban worthy, but a male streamer got Permabanned for a more minor offense that he apologized for.
by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 13, 2022
Get the Simpmug. 
''if he's only being nice cause he's trying to lay the pipe he's a simp, if he's paying for her clothes and she's saying ''thank you bro'' he's a simp.
wow look at that simp
by glizziegobbler69 September 9, 2020
Get the simpmug. A meaningless word used by incels who want to feel superior to guys who get female attention. One of the many forms of cope enacted by incels.
It's supposed to refer to men who try way too hard to get female attention, usually by blowing tons of money on gifts they don't want and putting down themselves and other men, but has of course been reduced to a war cry shouted by dipshits who can't stand seeing normal people having relationships with the opposite sex.
It's supposed to refer to men who try way too hard to get female attention, usually by blowing tons of money on gifts they don't want and putting down themselves and other men, but has of course been reduced to a war cry shouted by dipshits who can't stand seeing normal people having relationships with the opposite sex.
Jim: I bought my girlfriend a new watch for her birthday.
Rodger: Fucking simp, I bet she's cheating on you because women are whores.
Jim: And you wonder why you don't get any bitches?
Rodger: Fucking simp, I bet she's cheating on you because women are whores.
Jim: And you wonder why you don't get any bitches?
by picka sadbadmadhead dookie :( November 15, 2023
Get the Simpmug.