Anal

Buttsex, winning the pooh,

Or having to do or have something a particular way that is almost ocd its like only getting assrammed whenu just wanna hurry up and get it done

He's so anal about where his tools go everything has to be perfect.

I love anal Stick it in my butt and nowhere else

by Asslicked May 6, 2023

Anal Trekking

Having a really long anal marathon.

Hey babe, wanna go anal trekking on the weekend?

by StarTrek May 28, 2015

anal amnesia

Anal amnesia....when you sit there so long you don't remember if you pooped anything so you have to peek between your legs to see if there is anything in the bowl so you know whether you need to wipe your butt before you stand up.

Man, I fell asleep on the crapper and woke with anal amnesia. Turns out I DID need to wipe.

by Dickless Tracy July 22, 2019

Anal Flick

When you flick someones exposed asshole.

Brandon threw the bar of soap on the shower floor. As his wife went to pick it up he gave her an overpowering anal flick which stunned her, but yet turned her on. She then said MMMMMmmmmmm, got out of the shower and went to bed.

by Joshictionary September 20, 2018

Anal-milking

A sexual position involving the insertion of a nipple into an anus.

I was talking anal-milking my girlfriend last night.

by ApexMagnum June 4, 2014

Gas Station Anal Beads

Gas Station Anal Beads are defined as nerd ropes due to them being available at gas stations and its similarity to the length and proportions of anal beads. Usually they are inserted into the anal cavity and then eaten out by the inserter.

Guy 1: "We went to the gas station earlier"
Guy 2: "Did you pick up Gas Station Anal Beads?"
Guy 1: "Yeah, used them as intended."

by CommanderCumLord January 2, 2022

Norwegian Anal Omlette

The art of eating too many eggs and laxatives around an hour before breakfast, shitting out the gooey diarrhea on a cast iron skillet and making a breakfast omlette for your SO.

I cooked my girl a Norwegian Anal Omlette today

by the man from voodoo October 30, 2022