National PAWG Appreciation Day

On January 21st men that love PAWGs (phat ass white girls) show their appreciation for the entire day.

"Yo did you know tomorrow is national PAWG appreciation day?" "No I didn't what's that? " "On January 21st men have to show their appreciation to gods gift named PAWGs"

by Vradex January 21, 2023

National Weiner day

You can eat weiners for a whole day once in a year:D

Boy: "hey its national Weiner day, Lets go out for a weiner."
Friend: "ok, lets go"

by weiner42069 January 24, 2023

national take-your-infant-daughter-to-work-while-you-desperately-try-to-hire-a-new-nanny-and-neither-one-of-you-has-slept-a-wink-day

bojack reference LMAO

"okay, nanny quits no sweat. it just so happens to be national take-your-infant-daughter-to-work-while-you-desperately-try-to-hire-a-new-nanny-and-neither-one-of-you-has-slept-a-wink-day"

by petethecatissoooocoool February 5, 2023

National Beat Up A Steven Universe Fan Day

falling on the 13th of February, National Beat Up A Steven Universe Fan Day, also known as NBUASUFD we have this day to show our hate for the steven universe fanbase.

idiot: ey man u tryna watch sum steven universe?
chad: **beats the everliving shit out of him**
bystander: somebody stop him!11
police: nah its National Beat Up A Steven Universe Fan Day

by NOT NEKU February 13, 2023

national circumcision day

on this day (february 15th) you can spend all day looking for someone's address and pull up to their crib and circumcise them and no one can stop you

federico: hey guys i found out today is national circumcision day, how about we circumcise our friend shitical
justin: Ok let's do it

by Federico57 February 15, 2023

National Alicia day

Get ready to celebrate Alicia's worldwide, because November 29 is national Alicia day!

Wish a good day to any Alicia's you know! enjoy National Alicia day!

by I luv Capybaras February 24, 2023

National Pistachio Day

National Pistachio Day is today! Celebrate National Pistachio Day on February 26th every year!

National Pistachio Day is a day to celebrate Pistachios! National Pistachio Day is on February 26th every year! If you don't like Pistachios then this national holiday isn't for you. Have fun celebrating National Pistachio Day everyone!

by KassWritesDefinitions February 26, 2023