jakein it

A term referring to Jake the Dog from Adventure time. It is a meme that refers to Jake "Jakein it" or masturbating underneath a pillow

Oh yeahh I'm jakein it, I'm jakein it really good

by Theoddballtinkerer February 5, 2025

Jakes

A term that originated in NYC that means "police". Unlike other misinformed definitions on this site, it's a reference to the Jack Nicholson character in "Chinatown".

"Cause I'll break your face (Uh-huh)
Have your ass runnin', mumblin' to the jakes"
-"Patiently Waiting" by 50 Cent

by 718Italian February 6, 2025

Jakeing it

When you visorisly spank your hog in a room filled with other people sleeping in it.

Oh, oh yeah, im jakeing it, im jakeing it, oh, soo good!
A1: Have you heard that clapping noice at night? I was wondering what it was.
B1: Are you kidding me? I heard that Carl was jakeing it last night.
C1: Yeah it was probably that because i was wondering what that icing on my lip is when i woke up!
Carl: Whats up guys!
A1B1C1: Fuck off you freaky cunt!

by Mr. Skinnywilly09982 March 12, 2025

Jakeing it

When a man is balls deep in a woman and she asks him to go deeper. He then says “you get what you get and you don’t throw a fit”

Jim was Jakeing it with Jessica

by Homebody37 June 4, 2025

Jakeing it

When a man is jerking off aggressively and proceeds to get friction burn on his penis

My friend Jon was jakeing it

by Homebody37 June 13, 2025

Jakepauled

When someone rigs something to take advantage of you

Bro, you fuckin’ Jakepauled us. The game was rigged.

by PuroPinchePoly June 30, 2025

Jaked

To have a negligent discharge of a firearm in someone’s direction.

I was just standing there and he Jaked me. Scared the heck outta me.

by Lrp69420 August 13, 2025