Piss locks

When you have a huge bush and pee and dont wipe and then walk around with a pissy bush.

Leah went to the bathroom and she couldnt afford toilet paper and now has piss locks .

by *matt man* January 8, 2017

Reverse piss

When you stick your penis in a spa bath jet

Johnny stuck his dick in the spa bath jet and reverse pissed

by Segman farts July 2, 2025

piss off

Piss off is a two word idiom, usually utilized when an unsuspecting person finally realizes that they have had a gut full of another and their 'state' has passed the point of just being 'pissed off' at them. arriving instead at the point of no return, do not bother passing go because there will in no way shape or form be 200 dollars or 200,000 dollars waiting for one of THE most miserable performances of a lifetime performed by THE single, stupidest person. No hyphen necessary. Can be applied to more than one person at a time.

Also see: "Eat shit and die". A similar intention and application with a little more direction and guidance for the socially challenged and terminally confused.

Singular: Here's an idea, jackass...why don't you piss off.

Multiples or more than one: It might be a good idea for y'all to piss off.

by MonkeySees July 27, 2022

Piss On

A “piss on” or “pison,” in American English, is a person who is a common laborer, worker, or otherwise low ranking employee/person whose multitude of expressions and workmanship are considered inferior by higher ranking/earning individuals. Generally the term is derived from warships where Navy workers removing barnacles from the aft/side of a ship would regularly be “urinated upon” by fellow Navy staff as they were performing their duties as most Navy staff were instructed to urinate into the ocean/sea whenever the need would arise.

“Jeff was serving in the Navy, and his friend Steve was a barnacle removing specialist - otherwise known as a ‘Piss On/Pison’ as our piss would regularly become their greatest threat to their dignity.”

by Mengel420 April 19, 2021

piss mittens

Genitals. Whatever your genitals may be.

Hey baby, nice ruts. Let's smoosh piss mittens

by Lads4 February 22, 2020

Creamy Piss

A piss that is creamy(a piss that feels really good)

Boy, did I take a Creamy Piss

by Fast521 September 21, 2023

the laser piss beam of death

A term that can be related with Alfred Coleman/paperboxhouse’s role as dr robotnik in snapcube’s sonic adventure 2 fan dub during eggman’s twitter announcement. This term can be used to flex the shit on someone you are about to verbally in real life or physically in a video game destroy.

Face the laser piss beam of death you moron

by JackerEgg July 4, 2024