Suck my pork

An expression used when someone asks you to do something that you view as an unreasonable request (a polite version of someone can blow you)

She/he/they want me to what? They can suck my pork!

by Hammy1979 May 29, 2025

National suck dick day

October 12 is national suck dick day! So ladies get on you knees and suck some dick to treat someone.

Rachel: I’m going to brads house tonight

Emily: why?

Rachel: today is National suck dick day!

NATIONAL SUCK DICK DAY AND CTOBOR 12

by Mommy_27 October 2, 2019

Suck my toes

"Suck my toes" is a phrase for any nigga in the world to say when you piss them the fuck off.

Cameron: "Suck my toes bitch you irritating as hell."
Raven: Cameron what.

by Sage- May 24, 2023

Suck-uppery

The present tense participle of sucking up. Or the act of multiple suck ups

All the suck-uppery was getting a bit much for Nicola and she whipped him in return!

by WordallySmart January 23, 2019

Tripping and sucking a mans balls

When you trip and oh no suddenly you fell on your homies dick and are sucking him good

Did you hear Finn experienced Tripping and sucking a mans balls tragic isnt it?
So tragic

by KooshBaloosh December 13, 2024

Suck an egg

Similar to ‘step on Lego’, a meaningless insult that has no correlation to an actual egg.

Bill: “ you’re so stupid”
Susan: “suck an egg”

by Idkapparentlyicandothis October 10, 2021

Jared Fogle sucks Big Bubba's penis

A prison romance movie

Jared Fogle sucks Big Bubba's penis the highest rated prison Romance video at the Gays' Oscars. The faggots couldn't resisted the happy ending.

by queensburykid March 30, 2024