monkey man

tom carroll

Tom carroll is a goddam monkey man

by mark jones August 5, 2003

monkey business

Selling apes, gorillas, or chimpanzees for profit.

Mark made a killing with his new monkey business, they are going for $1000 bucks a pop!

by Preesty May 17, 2007

dripping monkey

an overly wet pussy;almost like a vagina waterfall

damn last night i was about to finger some girl, and when i put my hand down her pants she was a dripping monkey!!

by destandra December 4, 2007

Stunt Monkey

A punk rock band from Northern California.

I like that new song, "Girlfriend Likes Girls," by Stunt Monkey.

by Spanky July 10, 2003

Monkey Love

1. An illegal act which involves having sex with a monkey. Made legal if the monkey wears a trilby.

2. Courtney Love's grandfather

'Hey, I had minkey love with a monkey' 'Was it wearin' a trilby?'
'Oh crap!!'

by CKB April 30, 2005

monkey pants

After having shit your pants and walked around in them, allowing the shit to harden on your pants creates monkey pants.

Billy's monkey pants were making him walk funny.

Joe had chaff marks on his leg from his monkey pants.

Susie crapped in her new blue jeans, therefore turning them into monkey pants.

by Billy Hogan July 30, 2008

monkey scrotum

The sac of a monkey, usually said when you are mad at someone or something

MONKEY SCROTUM! I should have studied for that test.

by Tommaas June 24, 2008