Douche Lander

a. Someone speaking in the native tongue of douche.

b. Someone associated with Lander & Lander & Douche.

c. Someone fitting the description of male being used a hygienic tool or just as a tool.

Hey there's Mary and her douche lander of the week. Yeah she used like a condom and threw him away.

by jstar23 March 30, 2009

full landed price

A term created by Asia-based online shopping portal Tarazz.com. It stands for the final fixed price that buyers will pay for their items at their merchants’ site, inclusive of shipping charges and taxes and duties. Through their patented technology, Tarazz.com is able to provide full-landed prices in local currencies on their partner's product pages, saving users the hassle of having to calculate these factors on their own.

Merchants' Price: US$34.99 +
Shipping & Handling: US$6.06 +
Sales Tax: US$3.39 +

= Full Landed Price of US$44.44 (approx SGD$65.32)

by MADNESS! April 27, 2009

White Landfill

When the words "white trash" just aren't enough.

She bought two of those sling things for her kids so she could breastfeed both at the same time. Very white landfill, if you ask me.

by Haydoom July 26, 2009

urban landscaping

a term used to describe graffiti or trash on the sides of buildings or in streets of a metropolitan area. it can be used as a term of endearment for ones surroundings or used as a derogatory term by someone not familiar with the beauty of this particular type of landscaping.

Christina was admiring the urban landscaping in New York City, she had never seen graffiti that actually made the area look better.

by kevrockdal October 19, 2009

cat landing

lucky escape. From the phrase 'land like a cat.'

It is a cat landing that you managed to fling off your enemies.

by uttam maharjan September 2, 2010

Bumpy Landing

When the gasses left from crop dusting catch up to you as you sit down. This has the unfortunate effect of giving away the normally anonymous act of crop dusting, as well as assaulting you with your own chemical warfare.

I was crop dusting all the way back from the bathroom, but had a bumpy landing when I returned to the table.

by iamgigglz May 4, 2011

Free Lands Day

A nudist holiday in which you walk arround nude.

Happy free lands day Patty

by cocofosho July 1, 2011