Care-Bear Airmen

A term used in the airforce(especially combat/battlefield airmen) to describe non-special forces airmen who are pussies.

That care-bear airman can only do 30 pushups.... I can do 70.
Care-bear airmen aint got shit on us PJ's.

by pappypanda January 23, 2013

scummy bear

A Greek delicacy, the scummy bear is a gummy bear that has previously been inserted into a hairy mans dirty asshole

Jimmy fell asleep first so we fed him a scummy bear

by El Coochie Man October 2, 2020

Bear carjacking

"Bear walks into California police station." CBS New York

This disturbing Bear carjacking phenomena, and another example of this new emerging highly evolved apex predator diatribe trying to open a dialog with local law enforcement.

See also

Police catch bears breaking into cars BBC Earth. Youtube.com

Did the Bear walk into the station before or after the Bear carjacking?

by Modern Women December 22, 2025

bear seducer

a professional who is trained in the delicate art of using roofies on bears and then date rape them

"Blaine you're the greatest bear seducer i know" "The trick is having a whale penis"

by mattfuckfalcon March 6, 2010

Bear Peas

Garden peas served with delicious bear meat, originally polar bear meat however this may be substituted with other bear meat.

Often confused with British slang Bare Peas

What are you having for dinner tonight?

I'm having bear peas mate

by NotKieran July 31, 2022

bear

You meant to type "beer" but ended up typing "bear" instead

Todd: "Could you hand me a bear?"

Mike: "Sure thing!"

Bear: *GROWL*

Todd: "WHAT THE FUCK"

by EvilShaggy April 14, 2022

pooh bear

(verb) as a man, to be dressed in only a t-shirt, thus exposing the male genitalia and buttocks, for a period of time beyond what is acceptable or necessary.

(while getting dressed) Man: “did you see my boxers and jeans? They were laying right by this t-shirt last night.”

Spouse: “Yes, I put them in with the rest of the laundry. They are hanging in the washroom. Would you like me to grab them for you?”
Man: “No, I’ll just pooh bear down there and get them myself.”
Spouse: “That is extremely unnecessary—please let me get them for you.”

by ApiecaCheese April 21, 2024