Rule 1

Do not talk about rules 2-33

"What is rule 23." "Stfu you stupid idiot, whats Rule 1?" "Ohhh sorry."

by CrLmao May 31, 2020

kindergarten rules

i’ll show you mine if you show me yours first

boy: “you wanna trade pics?”
girl : “kindergarten rules?”

boy: “bet”

by tnaiycloolre February 26, 2021

mutt's rule

no matter what you are talking about, at some point an american will bring up race (often in a sexual context)

nobody:
not even a single soul:
american: "do you classify yourself as having hispanic or latino descent?"
me: "oh, gee, mutt's rule at it again"

by Stopspyingonme January 11, 2021

Rule 67

Rule 67 is a law of the universe that states that ANYTHING and EVERYTHING CAN and WILL be made into a form of brainrot. This rule applies to objects, places, names, countries, verbs, adjectives, numbers, symbols etc..

What the Sigma?! Im gooning on a Jet2 holiday fr. Its like Rule 67 irl.

Example 1:
The way that switch brrt, I know he dyin' (oh my, oh my God)
6-7, I just bipped right on the highway - Skrilla, Doot doot, 2025

Example 2:
Pen Pineapple Apple Pen - Pikotaro, PPAP, 2016

Example 3:

Rizz - Kai Cenat, 2024

by HuangDiThe67th August 25, 2025

The Lee Rule

To take the first parking space one runs across in a lot, instead of circling to find the closest one to an entrance. First uttered in 1991

Man screw this I’m not a fat fuck, I’m invoking The Lee Rule. We can save 5 minutes, by walking an extra 50 feet to get inside the store.

by Coolhandchuck November 8, 2020

v Cell rules

Very important mobile rules not to be broken

Connection detection - Bubble u x x dat come -v Cell rules: Wn ur mss run

lowWn cell gets/runs slowIf ur cell cms 2b slow downI'll send u me pics min

by Hercolena Oliver May 29, 2010

Rule 500

If something has Diavolo from the fifth part of jojo dying in it, its canon

Guy 1: Hey did you see Diavolo dying in the background?
Guy 2: Yeah, this shits canon now because of rule 500

by imp fuck2 January 12, 2021