wet rooted

(adverb) the action of pissing and pooping yourself

the movie was so scary i wet rooted myself

by morting March 17, 2025

Wet my dry

When you need a beer because you're parched

Alan: *overly dehydrated* "Jenna grab me a beer I need to wet my dry!"

by Kaylee1992 May 28, 2022

wet fap

the act of masturbating while crying, happens when you're fapping to some really fucked up shit or you're just sad and horny

person A: "bruh you good?"
person B: "yeah why?"
person A: "dude i heard you wet fapping last night"
person B: "..."
person A: "..."

by zero two's darling July 13, 2021

nickers wet

Jump into deep water In shorts Unprepared

I do not want to jump into that river and get my nickers wet My shrit is so preety ?

by anonymous December 22, 2023

Wet Charlie

Like a wet willy, but in the nose

Im gonna give you a wet charlie if you give me a wet willy

by Wetcharliegiver April 1, 2025

wet dog nose

When a guy rubs his penis on your body, but he's just taken a piss so it feels similar to when a dog nuzzles you.

My boyfriend accidentally gave me a wet dog nose last night after going to the bathroom.

by All Outta Angst January 26, 2016

Wet Brag

When someone brags about something he thinks is great but is actually lame and that fact that he's bragging about it makes it worse and makes you wonder what he does when he's alone.

Friend 1: Did you hear? Blake's been bragging he collected all the My Little Pony happy meal toys
Friend 2: Really? What a wet brag, I wonder what he does in his free time
Friend 1: Probably writes MLP fanfics

by Brief Velkoz April 13, 2021