Rule 2

You do not talk about Rule 1.

Person 1: Hey do you wann know what Rule 1 is?
Person 2: Sure.
Person 3: WOAH WOAH WOAH... Rule 2...
Person 1: Oh yeah sorry I forgot.

by Internet rules October 8, 2019

Rule 1

Do not talk about rules 2-33

"What is rule 23." "Stfu you stupid idiot, whats Rule 1?" "Ohhh sorry."

by CrLmao May 31, 2020

kindergarten rules

i’ll show you mine if you show me yours first

boy: “you wanna trade pics?”
girl : “kindergarten rules?”

boy: “bet”

by tnaiycloolre February 26, 2021

mutt's rule

no matter what you are talking about, at some point an american will bring up race (often in a sexual context)

nobody:
not even a single soul:
american: "do you classify yourself as having hispanic or latino descent?"
me: "oh, gee, mutt's rule at it again"

by Stopspyingonme January 11, 2021

Rule 34

Fortnite rule against saying "Helo" if you don't believe me, search Fortnite Rule34

Person 1: I violated fortnite rule 34, and got banned!
Person 2: LOL!!!

by Fishy214 December 16, 2023

Rule 69

The rules states that if in a coed work environment, someone is fucking

"I just started this new job and I'm certain Jill is sleeping with Ted from accounting, rule 69"

by S. L. Avery November 8, 2022

Rule 13

The rule that managers, school administration, or any body of people in charge of other people in a workplace setting, will mess up every decision they make.

Our boss Ryan tried to organize a staff lunch, but he Rule 13'd it and nobody showed.

by Bigpoppa0035 September 14, 2023