What you call a slut hat has had sex with literally every guy you know. She is now so loose that she only allows busses into her vagina
by The lover doctor April 7, 2016
Get the reserved bus parkingmug. An absolute craphole that you should never send your child to in bristol. This is because of overpriced and undercooked food and most of the teachers are arses.
" Hey Bill where are you sending your kid for secondary"
" oh just Ashton park school (APS).
"NO just don't ".
" oh just Ashton park school (APS).
"NO just don't ".
by Joshthegamergod October 24, 2022
Get the Ashton Park School (APS)mug. 
When you park your car in an attention whore sort of way so that everyone will see it. This is either done you can show your coworkers, etc. you were obviously there before them, or if you want to show off your car for whatever reason.
by doubleu December 18, 2010
Get the profile parkingmug. The act of waiting in your car until someone you think is attractive and/or driving around the parking lot; in order to catch a glimpse of them as they are getting out of their and walking towards the establishment you are at.
Foxy Boxy: Jersey Mike...there's that girl in the mini from the apartments.
Jersey Mike: Alright, i'll wait until she gets out so we can pull around and get a good view.
Foxy Boxy: Alright. Let's parking lot stalk her.
Jersey Mike: Alright, i'll wait until she gets out so we can pull around and get a good view.
Foxy Boxy: Alright. Let's parking lot stalk her.
by FOXY BOXY February 21, 2011
Get the Parking Lot Stalkmug. The ultimate approach shot in disc golf (aka Frisbee golf or frolf) where the final landing location is directly underneath the pole hole basket
Weezer: Your super hyzer tee shot is totally parked on that par 3
Lester: yeah, I used a bitchin' over stable JK Pro to get the job done
Lester: yeah, I used a bitchin' over stable JK Pro to get the job done
by wch-meister October 6, 2017
Get the Parkedmug. secondary school situated on a big hill in bitterne park, southampton, it is the DEADEST PLACE
i’m jk it’s actually not too bad….. the music department is top tier. the popular kids are from an entirely different realm however.
all the roadmen from year 7 thinking they’re on badness have somehow disintegrated because no one gives a shit anymore. the food is decent but was better in 2019 #bringbackbrownies. however they want to change the school logo and values which is actually scrap worthy because it doesnt need fixing.
some of the people are awful but mr ingamells is an absolute LAD. love him.
girls if you want a man from this school then run for the hills…. they’re all very unattractive.
EARA days actually slap though!
the headteacher is a little welsh man and he was involved in a student waterfight in the atrium because he thinks he’s on badness too. mr hellyer was the best head of year.
real talk, WHY is the building so ugly? what on earth are those random yellow squares on the walls?? and why is the field in the shape of an L
i’m jk it’s actually not too bad….. the music department is top tier. the popular kids are from an entirely different realm however.
all the roadmen from year 7 thinking they’re on badness have somehow disintegrated because no one gives a shit anymore. the food is decent but was better in 2019 #bringbackbrownies. however they want to change the school logo and values which is actually scrap worthy because it doesnt need fixing.
some of the people are awful but mr ingamells is an absolute LAD. love him.
girls if you want a man from this school then run for the hills…. they’re all very unattractive.
EARA days actually slap though!
the headteacher is a little welsh man and he was involved in a student waterfight in the atrium because he thinks he’s on badness too. mr hellyer was the best head of year.
real talk, WHY is the building so ugly? what on earth are those random yellow squares on the walls?? and why is the field in the shape of an L
by phoebebuffay909 August 13, 2023
Get the bitterne park schoolmug.