Furry Jesus

The dragon boss from the 2018 game Changed.

I started playing Changed yesterday but I couldn't get past Furry Jesus!

by ketchupss December 11, 2022

pipe Jesus

Sani ys

Have you ever played team fortress 2 with Sani, he’s good with pipe grenades, one could say he’s pipe Jesus

by Spycrab505 December 25, 2022

Bread Jesus

A man born from Glutensgard that gives bread to the peasents. He is very powerful, and is a CFT Legend. He is the founder of Yeastianity. h t t p s : / / w w w . y o u t u b e . c o m / w a t c h ? v = 3 n u l w J n T A M Q.

Peasent: "Yooooooooo, it's Bread Jesus! Thank you Bread Jesus from the generous gift of the bread."
Bread Jesus: "np"

by GANDU by Bad Lee Rix January 1, 2023

Black Jesus

Black Jesus is a nickname given to highly regarded as the greatest basketball player of all time Micheal Jordan

Bro we dont shit talk to Black Jesus cause if we do he will give us 60

by FadedIsCool January 28, 2023

Korean Jesus

that one Jesus from 21 jump street

"Hey, hey! Stop fuckin' with Korean Jesus. He ain't got time for yo problems, he's busy wit Korean shit!"

by pikcled January 31, 2023

Green Jesus

Description for some bomb ass weed that has you seeing the Matrix...

'Chilling at home, playing Borderlands, stoned off my ass on that Green Jesus...'

by otismakesmusic March 10, 2023

A Jesus

Remember how I was all "I'm closer to Jesus than you'll ever be" and now I'm like this celibate whipping boy who's being ritualistically cannibalized as a result of my perceived guilt? Yeah...

Hym "Right again about be a Jesus."

by Hym Iam May 28, 2023