Jason Patterson

A person who doesn't understand how Urban Dictionary works.

Don't you know that anyone can create a definition on the internet? Don't be such a Jason Patterson!

by Lirpa1579 May 6, 2024

Jason

He’s an annoying little rat that everyone hates

Ew look it’s jason

by Uh ok..... May 6, 2024

Jackson

A dolt.

Man: Woah Jackson is stupid!
Sammy: yeah he’s a dolt; I love him.

by svenshanka May 12, 2024

Jackson 5

The process of consuming 5 of something, usually drug related e,g MDMA, Dexies, Adderall

"Wow Brodie just did the jackson 5. He is going to be cheesing for hours, I hope he doesn't have a heart attack!"

by woopiboyz May 21, 2024

Jason Girl

A Jason Girl is a girl who is in between being considered too fat for sex and just slim enough.

Oh yikes he brought a jason girl to prom

by Ashoota June 4, 2024

Jackson William Edward Frick

The most perfect superb most mythical being to roam the earth. TH contour handsomeness blinds the eye by one look. The beauty in the brains caresses and simplifies the outside by the contour of person and being. Most handsome and long i mean loving and caring and beautiful and sweet and kind and intelligent and beautiful Jackson William Edward Frick is more than just one trust.

J.W.E.F: Who is the most perfect superb most mythical being to roam the earth?
Beautiful and really pretty girlfriend: Jackson William Edward Frick!
Side chick: I agree.

by giannahissopretty June 5, 2024

jackonian

To say to much and make ones self look like a fucking twat.

I’ve shared too much, I feel jackonian.

by EKMOFO June 6, 2024