Dog Knotts

Like the landlord from the later seasons of Three’s Company but between a dog’s haunches

“Did you ever see that old movie with the talking fish?”

“You mean The Incredible Mr. Limpet?”

“Yeah yeah the incontinent limp bizkit, whatever. Anyways doesn’t that red rocket remind you of the voice actor?”

“Talkin’ bout Dog Knotts? Jesus, I could go blind from how shiny that thing is.”

by noiamnotghos August 26, 2022

Rim-Dogged

When you’re giving someone doggy style and their dog gives you a surprise rim job.

I bent Marissa over and started to go to pound town… that’s when I got rim-dogged by Buddy! He’s so in the doghouse tonight!!

by BoSsDJ81 September 2, 2022

tris dog

Tris dog is a dog sipping on some tris. That’s not walk dog, that’s tris dog.

Tris dog does not have a cough, mum

by a.slade.music September 2, 2022

Pillow dog

Dog who likes pillows

This dog loves pillows, they're a pillow dog!

by herbyherb November 24, 2022

Saucin the dogs

When you put tire dressing on your custom car .

Yo man ! I'm saucin the dogs on my hoopde car . Then we go cruzing..

by anonymous September 25, 2022

corporate dog

Someone who believes every lie told by corporations. They believe corporations have the best interest of everyone in mind. They also believe a corporation can do no wrong.

Did you hear about John, be careful because he is a corporate dog.

by Farreach56 October 16, 2022

Prairie dogging

Prairie dogging (verb),
any of a genus (Cynomys) of gregarious burrowing rodents of the squirrel family chiefly of central and western U.S. plains
especially : a black-tailed rodent (C. ludovicianus) that usually lives in extensive colonial office spaces.
Definition: to pop up like a prairie dog in an office setting and look around the room from ones cubicle for a few seconds. Often done at near simultaneous times by other employees (prairie dogs) in said environment. Looks similar to skill based games where one attempts to smash down the prairie dogs with a padded hammer.

I was prairie dogging at work from my cubicle and I saw the some guy pat the boss on his butt and the boss winked back.

by jayram1408 October 16, 2022