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an arrogant, insenitive, annoying jerk.mostly, but not always, short and blad. thinks he is the studliest dude in the room.
paul is the biggest penis man in the room
penis man by sandra December 20, 2003

penis wrinkle 

he has a penis wrinkle
penis wrinkle by stefan May 1, 2004

penis wars 

Penis wars. When real men cum out and women shrivell.
sam failed at penis wars thats why he didnt the woman
penis wars by Paul May 7, 2005

Penis snotchel 

A penis when it is about to "blow a load" right before it "ejaculates" or "cums".
Guy 1- dude i had a huge penis snotchel the other night watching re-runs of baywatch,

Guy 2-Eww man then wht happened.

Guy 1- Well lets just say i made a new definition to "plasma" tv.

penis smoofurdium 

pee-nis-smoo-fur-dee-umm.

a penis smoofurdium is street-slang, or slander for ejaculating your penis, while at the same time petting your cat ( it must be smokey gray, or look like tech 9ne, dogs dont count.) to achieve smoofurdium you must tickle your mother with one of your pubic hairs, while turning your rectum inside out and, you half to have a swimming pool, if you dont, i dont care about you. 'nuff said.
josh miller: yeah, my mom totally freaked when you tickled the shit out of her with your dick froe.

cameron carter: fuck yeah, best penis smoofurdium ever man.

and a box.
penis smoofurdium by mr.cameronpants November 14, 2011

penis nipples 

When a woman's nipples are long enough to look like small penis's.
That stripper has the longest penis nipples I've ever seen.