popsicle penis

when one's penis becomes extremely cold due to extreme weather exposure.

dude, i just got back from an early season ride on my motorcycle, i should have wore long underwear because i have popsicle penis.

by schippy March 21, 2009

penis logged

This is a term to be used when someone is un-godly gay! The term refers to someone haveing so much semen in their butt it hardens, sort of like a log in their rectum, not allowing them to poop for several days.

Trevor (aka Cock Masta) you are so gay you are penis logged

by Uranyl October 31, 2004

Jungle Penis

Uncircumcised with the combination of unshaven pubes, reminiscent of the tribal way of the jungle and their uncleanliness

I was taking a shower at the YMCA and I saw this one fool with jungle penis! It was covered with some weird skin and lost in the hair!

by yvanehtnioj December 20, 2008

Penis Wrinkle

affectionate slang for anyone who doesn't bow down before my wonder cock.

bow down you fucking penis wrinkle

by Rey Rey December 30, 2004

ass penies

penies that have been put in ones ass, used to give confidence to the person whos ass the pennies have been in.

"Man, i feel alot better since he has some of my ass penies in his pocket. I mean, i don't have any thing in my pocket thats been put into his ass."

by bone thug March 2, 2003

penis garbage

The lint and other crud that gathers around the head of your penis. ALSO BALL HAIR NASTY.

That guys penis garbage kept me flossin' for days...

by A_dogg892 January 23, 2009

Antonia's penis

A penis that sticks out of your asshole

I wanna fuck you in the ass with Antonia's penis. BUTT SEX!

by Douchey pouchey May 17, 2015