parkoincidence

You're parked in a vast parking lot (shopping mall, sports venue, etc.), and you cannot see anyone else in the entire parking lot. But somehow, just seconds before you get to YOUR car, the driver of the car NEXT to your car arrives (usually with a shopping cart to unload or a baby to put in a car seat), thus preventing you from entering YOUR car.

Parkoincidence is when you're parked in a vast parking lot (shopping mall, sports venue, etc.), and you cannot see anyone else in the entire parking lot. But somehow, just seconds before you get to YOUR car, the driver of the car NEXT to your car arrives (usually with a shopping cart to unload or a baby to put in a car seat), thus preventing you from entering YOUR car.

by Cabot Wonder July 2, 2009

Parking Vulcher

A person employed to see that parking rules are followed, often narrow minded, often found lurking in a car park at 17:59. Found in several different versions, ie yellow stripped, green stripped etc.

I parked over there and got nabbed by a parking vulcher

by David Valentine January 22, 2011

Parker Diet

Receiving oral sex while eating fried chicken, usually in the back seat of a taxi cab; named after the famous jazz musician Charlie Parker.

Clark had a food fetish, so he asked Beth if he could go on a Parker Diet

by joemcjoey April 17, 2011

Parkendu

Parkendu is a Superbug XTP slang used to define someone who displays his or her idiotness for one and all to see and is blissfully unaware about it.

Superbug XTP: He is a huge parkendu!! (forehead slap)

Batman: Right you are Superbug!!

by Superbatman666 November 8, 2011

parkpooper

A person who doesnt show up in the park or ruins the nice moment in the park by showing up.

The term arrives from "Partypooping"

Nice guy: Hey Lucas, do you wanna come to the park with us tommorrow? its gonna be nice weather...

Lucas: Nah, id rather stay inside and get even more pale.

Everyone: Lucas is such a parkpooper!

by Ronald_Mc_Nuggets April 8, 2014

parking troll

A person who, in densely populated areas where demand for parking is high, intentionally approaches an automobile or motorcycle as if they are about to leave, then either stalls by checking their phone, or after a brief stay in the car, closes the door and walks away. A parking troll typically does this in order to annoy the parking campers.

Hey, did you see that parking troll approach the car to annoy the parking campers?

by deutschland_liebt_hasselhoff November 17, 2014

parking lot chicken

The rotisserie chicken that you buy at the grocery store that is already cooked and hot.

For dinner I will pick up a parking lot chicken at the grocery store on the way home from work.

by Karen January 31, 2017