Wet Nuts

A guy who fucks women constantly, and I mean constantly.

Man, Jadon gets so much pussy, he has wet nuts.

by mc-nuggle-juggle July 8, 2018

Nut Rash

A rash on your balls that hurts like a bitch

In the RHT Trip iI had a masive nut Rash

by Thefish1204 May 22, 2009

Nut Fro

The condition of having excessive curly pubic hair on one's scrotum.

"You know Jane, I was sixtynining with Bill the other night and I got a bunch of short curlies stuck in my teeth! He really has a Nut Fro!"

by PhallusAccusations December 19, 2012

dag nut

A dagnut is someone who is goofy. I.e., someone who is acting silly.

Frank is acting like such a dag nut!

by Aiyoub November 10, 2015

weiner nuts

The nuts of one's weiner

(Bob)"Yo' did you see them weiner nuts last night?"
(Bill)"Yeah yo, I sucked them hard."

by pro_#1 July 6, 2003

chest nuts

A nut covered in a super spiky porcupine-ish protection shell that will give you a million splinters if you fall on one in your yard. The nut itself is evidently so damn tasty it inspired a Christmas song that has been covered by everyone and their brother.

when a man turns into a woman and gets a boob job, they are called "chest nuts" in some parts of the world.

definition one:

"Remember when Carla was Carl before he/she had the chest nuts installed?"

"How could I forget?"

definition 2:

"Chest NUTS ROASTING ON AN OPEN FI-AHHHH!!! JACK FROST NIPPING AT MY DOOR!!!!!!!!"

"I like tuwtles"

by jeezusbonbonz October 12, 2008

Nut Blaster

A 50 pound dog who thinks it's a lap dog. Generally curls up on their master's lap, and then inexplicably catapults themselves into the air, blasting their master's nuts in the process.

Guy: Ow! The dog just jumped off my lap!
Girl: Yeah, he's a total nut blaster.

by uvkorn7 November 22, 2010