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Googlecrastination

When you no longer find enjoyment in searching the web to find the answers.

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When Google is taking forever to pull up your search results, due to job burnout lack of enjoyment it once had for fast accurate feedback results.
Google is experiencing job burnout and no longer finds enjoyment in retrieving fast feedback.

Jennifer no longer finds enjoyment in her job of Internet researching at home in her pajamas the past year and it is causing a bit of Googlecrastination for her.
by kodiakgirl January 4, 2021
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Googleable

A word or subject which can easily be found on Google's search engine.
There are primitive people on some island in the Pacific who founded a whole religion based on a visit by US troops during WWII. It's a googleable subject.

Questions about the population of the Earth and such matters are highly googleable. That's true for most search engines.
by Del Ritchie January 8, 2021
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Googlene

A word commonly used to represent how humorous gibberish can really be. The form also has many other prefixes, such as...
Balene
Sooglene
Yoolene
Gogaglene
Vaglene
Caglene
Soglene
Bradlene
Marclene
Hey dude, what do you call a silly googlene? A sooglene!
by mar.chambers March 2, 2021
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Googlesmack

Googlesmack- when you ask Google a question and get 20 answers.
You've been googlesmacked!
by Smack-D March 18, 2021
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googlecalendarable

The term traces back its very roots to the tradition of the student organisation AIESEC. The members of this organisation, in an attempt to fulfill their own humankind potential everyday to the fullest, tend to inexhaustibly add the most trivial of tasks - like taking the dishes out of the dishwasher- to their Google Calendar... a tool, which they find of highest indispensability to the leaders of tomorrow.
Darling, if you set 'Be happy' as a New Year's Resolution you will never be happy. Like, fine, be happy, but ...when, how often, how much, how long be happy? Now, if you set 'Get up at 8 am every day and work one hour on project X' you might one day be indeed happy. You know why? Exactly. The task is measurable, trackable, attainable ... It is googlecalendarable.
by leeea April 12, 2021
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googlespeeding

When your quickly trying to find a soulution to a problem using google and your googling things to fast.
Me: oh god my water tank exploded! *starts googlespeeding*

google for some reason: flex tape can fix it!
google the second time: try kicking the water tank?
google the third time: grab a stuffed rhino, shove it up your ass, then shit on the water tank with great velocity.

Me: oh fuck it ill just live with no water.
by Questionforgodwhy April 17, 2021
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Googlebum

My brother is such a googlebum
by Jfayte April 29, 2021
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